FAKE NEWSPAPER NO ONE CARES ABOUT

JULY 2009 EDITION

EDWOOD PURCHASES SITE,
MILLIONS OF RIV FANS SHOCKED

 

The entire Internet community was shocked today as the JasonRivera.com archives were sold to former administrator/token gay guy of the Forums, and Guildmaster of the Adventure Time World of Warcraft Guildmaster, EdWood.  The announcement was broken to us on the Facebook page of Johnny Landin, long-time associate of Riv, who said Riv was quoted as saying "when opportunity knocks, you have to answer it."

It is currently unknown what the future holds for JasonRivera.com under the reign of EdWood. Will the 50 Gayest Things Ever article be abolished? Will it be turned into a baseball site like tehinter.net? Will there be buttered toast? No one knows for certain.

 

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