FAKE NEWSPAPER NO ONE CARES ABOUT
JULY 2009 EDITION
| The entire Internet community
was shocked today as the JasonRivera.com archives were sold to
former administrator/token gay guy of the Forums, and Guildmaster of
the Adventure Time World of Warcraft Guildmaster, EdWood. The
announcement was broken to us on the Facebook page of Johnny Landin,
long-time associate of Riv, who said Riv was quoted as saying "when
opportunity knocks, you have to answer it." It is currently unknown what the future holds for JasonRivera.com under the reign of EdWood. Will the 50 Gayest Things Ever article be abolished? Will it be turned into a baseball site like tehinter.net? Will there be buttered toast? No one knows for certain.
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