YOU Are a BAD Parent.
Parents these days put the blame on the media, the Internet, MySpace, Videogames, and anything but themselves. It makes me sick.

Rate My Faith, Episode III
I wasn't shitting around when I said I'd take less than 5 months to write Part 3. It's only been 4 months this time. Viva la productivity.

I *HATE* You! - People I Wish Dead
A short list of just SOME of the many people I wish would be removed from the face of the earth in a variety of tragic accidents.

The 5 Types of Hatemail
Although we get hundreds of hatemails a day, there are only five distinct types of people that actually seem to hate us.

Rating The Religions, Volume II
Betcha thought I forgot all about this, huh? Nope, I still have some more faiths to skewer, and where better to do so than a site that's actually alive again?

The secret world of homeless people.
Justin has a bitter hate filled rivalry with the poverty stricken. Please allow him to explain why.

Rating The Religions, Volume One
What path shall you take? Simple letter grades to help you decide the easiest path to salvation, because why put forth effort for a simple thing like the afterlife?

Missing Children? FUCK 'EM!
Honestly, if your child is missing, it's probably your fault for being a shitty parent. Good parents don't turn their backs on their children.

KILL YOURSELF! Annoyances.
They say "annoyance" articles are the mark of someone who is out of ideas. They're fucking right. Damn if I'm not going to say my two cents, though.

Riverdale: You DON'T Want To Live Here.
You don't want to live in Riverdale, Georgia. Even though Jason Rivera is an awesome tourist attraction, there's no other reason to come to this hell-hole.