Angry Marion Vs. Terri Schiavo
Marion is madly in anger with Terri Schiavo for her articles surpassing the Ugly Yuna Cosplayers Special. How will he get his grand revenge?

Jason Rivera Mourns Terri Schiavo!
I was getting used to having the old bag of piss and feces around. Why did you have to die, Terri? First Optimus Prime now this. I'm beyond consolation.

BREAKING NEWS: Terri Schiavo Is Dead!
I haven't been around much lately but it would be out of gimmick for ol' Cactus to not bring in my two cents about the death of Terri Schiavo.

The Three Faces of Dubya
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie. Bombed Iraq and made us cry. And not a vegetable in sight, mainly cuz Bush Senior hates 'em.

Michael Schiavo’s Just Misunderstood.
I mean honestly, he's stuck married to a vegetable who is worth A LOT of money dead. Of course he wants to pull the frickin' plug, what the heck would YOU do? Gosh!

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW - Terri Schiavo!
Steve Jeffery gets a word with Terri Schiavo just days before her inevitable, hunger-filled death. What does she have to say to the world?

Angry Marion Comics #2
Marion is aching to lose his virginity, but what happens when his Uncle Al gets in his way? I'm sure lots of >_< are in the near future for this family in Marion Comics #2!

Don't Feed Terri!
Terry or Terri? Who gives a fuck? Let the guy who writes the name on her headstone figure it out. We're wasting food keeping this bag of blood and bone alive.

Or Not Part II - 2 of 16 - India!
India. Golden Elephants. Ghandi. Yoga. The Kama Sutra, and a ton of women who probably have vaginas that smell like curry.

Or Not Part II - 1 of 16 - Japan!
Japan, it's home to millions, and chances are at least a few people there are fucking hideous. I blame all the rice-eating.