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Justin (DP) 
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Posted 30 May 2010 - 06:30 AM
http://www.jasonrive....php?art_id=674
Marion, Riv, and myself engage in a roundtable viewing and reviewing of "Black Devil Doll"
It is a horrifyingly terrible film, and we have full color pictures as evidence to prove it.
Marion, Riv, and myself engage in a roundtable viewing and reviewing of "Black Devil Doll"
It is a horrifyingly terrible film, and we have full color pictures as evidence to prove it.
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Justin (DP)
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Posted 31 May 2010 - 06:03 AM
Marion decided to port over three of the things I had written for Maroon X while JR.com was still down. They are as follows:
Seinfeld: The Porn (Movie) - http://jasonrivera.c....php?art_id=679
Let's Rape Little Boys: Gaiden (Video Game) - http://jasonrivera.c....php?art_id=678
Resident Evil: Apocolypse (Movie) - http://jasonrivera.c....php?art_id=676
He intends to port over some stuff he wrote in the near future. Well, technically I assisted in two of them ... but ...
Well, you'll see what I mean.
Seinfeld: The Porn (Movie) - http://jasonrivera.c....php?art_id=679
Let's Rape Little Boys: Gaiden (Video Game) - http://jasonrivera.c....php?art_id=678
Resident Evil: Apocolypse (Movie) - http://jasonrivera.c....php?art_id=676
He intends to port over some stuff he wrote in the near future. Well, technically I assisted in two of them ... but ...
Well, you'll see what I mean.
#65
Marion
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:40 AM
The Scrubs porn parody review has been posted: http://www.jasonrive....php?art_id=675
More to come later tonight or tomorrow.
More to come later tonight or tomorrow.
"When I get outta here, some of you bitches are getting stabbed! In fact, I'm gonna set this planet's record for most stabbings!" - Prison claptrap
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genericwhiteboy
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 06:56 PM
http://www.jasonrive....php?art_id=684
Ranking all 80 Robot Masters from Mega Man 1-10. I have never spent more time formatting an article's layout than I did here. 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration.
Ranking all 80 Robot Masters from Mega Man 1-10. I have never spent more time formatting an article's layout than I did here. 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration.
#68
Marion
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 05:36 AM
Dee Rokus, on 01 June 2010 - 11:55 AM, said:
Please do the curb your enthusiasm one.
I wasn't even aware they had one of that. There's pretty much a fuckton of ones to choose from should I or anyone else want to do more of them. I've been trying to talk Alex into doing the Dexxxter one with me because he actually watches it and the Scrubs review turned out pretty well with both of us. Fallin wants us to do the 60's era Batman one, and I know there's also a Saved By The Bell one in existence that seems like it's one that pretty much has to be reviewed.
I actually found the Scrubs one pretty amusing and surprisingly faithful to the real show. It made me wish they'd had less sex scenes and more plot scenes for the first time ever.
"When I get outta here, some of you bitches are getting stabbed! In fact, I'm gonna set this planet's record for most stabbings!" - Prison claptrap
#69
Justin (DP)
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 01:23 PM
Trying to watch porn with another man ...AGAIN Marion?
Time to come clean sir.
Time to come clean sir.
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Justin (DP)
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Posted 04 August 2010 - 03:10 PM
http://jasonrivera.c....php?art_id=755
Kitty sent me Vegemite to review. I feel our friendship is less strong because of it.
Kitty sent me Vegemite to review. I feel our friendship is less strong because of it.
#75
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Posted 05 August 2010 - 07:14 AM
I also enjoyed reading it ^^
"Oh god, facepalm moment....
Excuse me, can I borrow your face?"
Excuse me, can I borrow your face?"
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Posted 06 August 2010 - 01:26 PM
good stuff as usual riv 
and thank you kitty for sending justin that. i fucking was laughing that whole article.
EDIT: i also feel better knowing im not the only one that gets the chicken fingers!
and thank you kitty for sending justin that. i fucking was laughing that whole article.EDIT: i also feel better knowing im not the only one that gets the chicken fingers!
This post has been edited by Exterminator: 06 August 2010 - 01:28 PM
#78
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Posted 07 August 2010 - 06:03 PM
http://www.jasonrive....php?art_id=760 - Sex and Nerdcraft. The correlation between cosplay and the horniness of Warcraft nerds.
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Posted 18 August 2010 - 01:11 AM
http://jasonrivera.c....php?art_id=772 - Gimps Gone Wild - REVIEWED!