Kisaku! (Part 1 of 6)
Riv , 2010/06/17 17:23

Oh no.

OH YES.

You knew the time would come where I would have to begin the project which would complete my "Evil Hentai Janitors" trilogy, and that day is today. You've experienced Isaku, and suffered through Shusaku. Now finally, you get to meet KISAKU - THE LETCH.

Kisaku the Letch might very well be the best one in the series, where the serious blackmail-rape gives way to comical segments, even more fucked up one-liners than Shusaku and TWICE THE RAPE BLACKMAIL TIME of either of his predecessors. This is going to be a long one, so sit back, strap yourselves in, grab your popcorn, if you're a sick fuck that jacks to cartoons get your lotion and tissue ready, and enjoy the show.

Kisaku opens up with a bouncing ass in a schoolgirl skirt. That means the jack-offs reading this have probably started fapping already because the intro has the right idea. The human being attached to the ass and her blonde friend are talking about the events at at the Syukusei Music Institute where a janitor fucked all the girls through blackmail and then got hit by a car as he tried to escape (basically the events which transpired in Shusaku).

We take a look at Japan's version of the sex offender registry which is just a crappy bulletin board with a bunch of old men's photos on it. It also seems yellow towels around the neck and purple sweatsuits are pretty common stock. Maybe it is a requirement.

The wind lifts up their skirts and gives everyone in public a show including one man in particular.

Yes, we are VERY familiar with this face by now (mostly thanks to me).

After get a closeup of Kisaku's face we flash back to atrocities committed by Kisaku's brother, Shusaku complete with him getting hit by a car, and a young girl playing tennis who fits the Nakoruru from Samuai Shodown look. He gazes upon her and she knows what must happen. As she begs him in the hallway not to do this anymore he presses her against the window with her tits exposed while eating her pussy. What amazes me is how the other girls playing tennis are so into their game they don't even notice a classmate is pressed up the window being serviced by a janitor. Then again from some of the videos I have seen of Japan this kind of thing happens there all the time. I think many men claim that they want to go to Japan for the video-gaming secretly wanna go just thinking there is a lot of sex. Personally, I don't see the appeal.

This leads to our first set of Kisaku Wisdom as he eats her out:

He also explains this is being done because his brother disgraced their family. I enjoy his logic being "my brother got himself caught and killed so I'm carrying on the family tradition of turning girls into sex slaves." At least he has a goal in life as a third-generation rapist superstar.

This leads into the most epic intro ever in the series with some epic, Soul Calibur-styled music as well. Please excuse the awful audio quality; I had to use my swiss army knife of a cellphone to record it because I wasn't going to fuck around with trying to rip auto from a .mkv file then have to find a way to convert it into mp3. I'm a writer; this isn't a fucking beat laboratory and you still can get the point the mp3 is trying to make.

I think this picture sums up Kisaku in the TV series intros to each episode. I'm not a fag or anything but his dick is a fucking massive big veiny triumphant bastard. Yes he's a cartoon and therefore not real but regardless if he was real that dick is almost the size of an arm. I mean I have a pretty big cock myself (and no I'm not really trying to brag, this is just what I have been told from women I have had relationships with), but fuck. He can carry grocery bags with that thing AND he's Asian! How can this be?

He's going to tell us the story of how he turned Yuri Himeno into his sex slave now about a month ago. Some girls are passing by in their schoolgirl outfits tripping around and generally having all sorts of wardrobe malfunctions because apparently their uniforms barely cover their asses there or something. They scold our favorite evil janitor for using his digital camera to take pictures of their asses, vaginas, and anything else he can spot.

What amazes me about this:
1) There are plenty of people in public and no one is calling the cops or freaking out or beating the shit out of this guy.
2) He appears to be homeless right now and living in a box yet still has a digital camera with full battery life and a charge.

He narrates that after his brothers died he was hoping for the easy life but can't even find a job, meaning the economy went back in time and hit him hard - I guess there's a high demand for rapist-janitors in Japan and the market was oversaturated at the time.

Really? I didn't know this takes place in the United States! It's so hard to find a girl that hasn't been with at least thirty people by the time they're 21 anymore. It doesn't actually take place in the United States but I almost would presume so with that many girls slutting it up. Not to say Japan doesn't have loose women too, but you'd think all those traditional families would behead them with samurai swords and shit over there if they were.

He says to himself he wants his first sex slave to be someone who still wears white panties and is untouched by sex. This is when he first saw Yuri and her white panties due to an air-vent (conveniently) blowing her skirt up.

He informs her he is going to "GET HER," and you'd think that this would be grounds for a restraining order or to commit the sick fuck that threatened it to memory.

He tells us unlike his brothers who had no tact he is slow and methodical and spends adequate amounts of time preparing for his victims. This is probably why I have six episodes of this to watch and not the usual three.

Ironically the first true sex scene is not Kisaku himself but it's a woman fucking Yuri's father behind her mother's back - his secretary. He stole one of her schoolgirl outfits to do so as well because she knows he likes role-playing. Now I don't know about you - and I love a little role-play as much as the next guy, but isn't it kind of disturbing to be having sex with a woman who is WEARING YOUR DAUGHTER'S CLOTHING? There is some kind of psychological complex in there - I know it. I'm not even going to get into the fact he's pulling that "Tiger Woods, Yo" on his wife by fucking another woman.

Kisaku vows to tell us this woman's story later which means she's gonna get it too at some point. He tells us that Yuri's father is the head of a medicine firm and that his daughter is fully aware of what her father is doing. Meanwhile Kisaku tells us he has the latest in technology and keeps up on the newest trends. This pretty much means he is the Iron Man of the Janitor-Rapist universe as he shows us his shower-cam and tells us it is the dream of every middle-aged man. He also watches as some sluts want Yuri to hang out with them.

Blonde hair, fake fan, blue eyes... maybe this is America after all. Cue the "What happened on Jersey Shore last night?" question.

They insist they're going to help Yuri out, and do this by grabbing her tits. That totally and completely makes sense.

Yep, it's perfectly natural to have a "My Victim" folder. That is sensible, organized and classy on Kisaku's part. Well he did say that he pays attention to detail.

He decides to watch two girls in the other stalls pee. For fuck's sakes. I guess it wouldn't be a "Saku Series" hentai-anime without peeing and enemas. Still... I just don't get the fascination certain sick fucks have with urine at all.

Meanwhile the slutty girls who have taken Yuri away begin to shorten her skirt and try to convince her to start wearing thong panties and basically give in to being slutty looking like them. They even shove the panties into her school-bag insisting that she should steam them. Kisaku gets camera-shots of all of this. The girls leave and Yuri has remorse for stealing the panties. Part of her believes she should do all this to get back at her father for slutting it up behind Mom's back. Unfortunately on the way home she is being stalked by two scummy men.

CHRIS-HANSEN-SENSE, TINGLING!

Meanwhile elsewhere two other girls are tied up on the roof of a building as well, which means it must be an excellent night for disturbing sex acts because this is not Kisaku's doing either. Instead it's the doing of a short fat man in a purple luchador mask in business suit. Why am I reminded of some kind of comic book supervillain?

Could you imagine if this was how quality-assurance testing in companies always worked?

Apparently this man is Buttplug Man, creator of the exploding balloon butt-plug which is apparently supposed to cure irregularity but really seems to be just another perverted sex toy. I'm sure he will be in the next Mega Man game and that JasonRivera.com's Jaisynne will have to Add him to the comprehensive Mega Man Boss List at some point in the future.

Elsewhere on the same building the Scummy Amateur Rapists decide they're going to have a little fun with Yuri as well.

Amazingly enough it's Kisaku that comes to the rescue of all three women. He claims that none of the three men know about the aesthetic of being completely perverted. With the look over there trick he manages to escape and snatch the unconscious Yuri into his arms, and threatens the other two rapists with this:

Ladies and gentleman, THE DICKTHREAT. Three men fighting for one girl's virgin pussy. Isn't that the story behind Twilight?

I... I can't even begin to describe the logic process behind this one, other than the fact it is fucking hilarious. The two other men run in fear of this crazy old man and his giant dick and his threats of fucking her pussy if they don't. Kisaku now turns his attention to the unconscious Buttplug Man whom he kicked in the face earlier and the two girls who are tied up as a result of his anal balloon experiment. He also finds out Buttplug Man is a Medical Council Director, Kenji Sada.

Unfortunately for the two girls tied up, Kisaku is not truly their savior. But would you expect anything less from the man who comes from a long pedigree of rapists?

That picture needs no explanation. It should be noted he is fucking the other girl while he does this, however.

As he cums inside of the blonde he informs her of Kisaku's Golden Rule, a message to anyone who would dare fuck a woman with some sort of Buttplug Grenade:

That's one hell of a policy.

He rescues Yuri and has drinks with Yuri's father, grateful that Kisaku has returned his daughter home unharmed. He's also put roofies in Daddy's alcoholic beverage. He reveals that he has photos of all the terrible things Yuri has been doing thanks to her poorly suntanned slutty friends. She demands the pictures and gets a backhand which isn't shown because while raping women is ok in Japan, slapping them is not. He explains she's going to have to do something for him if she wants those pictures. He also makes sure to perform his actions in front of her drugged unconscious father. What a guy.

Kisaku begins to threaten to take the shoplifting pictures to the police and ties her up, and says that unless she vows to be his fuck-toy he will do so. He also ties her up. And tells her this is her training as he nails her informing her that foreplay is not a word in his dictionary.

Rapetime! Still in front of her Dad no-less.

Unlike Shusaku where he had a golden glowing cock, or Isaku where it was just a lack of intense animation, Kisaku is really graphic and decides to show her bleeding from her virginity being taken as Kisaku tries to test how deep he can get in. Unlike the other two the sex scenes are also longer and make it appear as if he's been nailing the girl for hours, especially since he seems to cum in her repeatedly.

That's just really fucking heel.

Apparently much like the A-Team, Kisaku loves it when a plan comes together, and we flash back to currently where a month from that day she is still sucking his dick. The show closes with just this:

I totally want that saying on a shirt one of these days.

This closes our first episode of Kisaku, and honestly these are kind of long, take almost as many screencaps as the entirety of either of the other two, and get more amusingly twisted as it progresss so I am sorry to say to my readers you're going to wait to see how this series progresses and concludes because I'm going to do it episodically and not all at once. In the meantime I have to say Kisaku is a sick fuck, and this is just the first episode of a series that is barely the tip of the iceberg in terms of perversion, nasty-one-liners, and disturbing sexual acts that make you wonder what the fuck is wrong with people in Japan.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to find myself a yellow towel.

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-- Riv - jasonrivera@jasonrivera.com