Kisaku! (Part 5 of 6)
Riv , 2010/07/07 16:31

I've got an illness only hentai anime can solve. After pretty much the worst week ever between reviewing Jennifer's Body, which seems to have robbed me of a large portion of my soul, losing my car for an hour and a half at Smackdown, my cell phone not working, Garrosh Hellscream's World of Warcraft character model looking like a negro with down syndrome (the same negro with down syndrome wearing a Cena shirt we saw pass us in the bathroom at the CNN center to take a dump), and general stress, frustration, and hatred of the day to day grind, all while trying to continue to be the pinnacle of Internet Superstardom, only one thing can make the day better, only one thing can save my sanity from slipping, or me from crawling into bed and sleeping as much as possible.

KISAKU, THE LETCH

And that motherfuckin' EPIC intro music.

Episode 5 starts off with us following Shoko, Kisaku's next potential victim, a little red-haired pigtailed number. Redheads in anime are always cutesy. Unfortunately this is not how it usually works in the real world where most redheads look like THIS naked:

Disgusting. Kill it. Kill it with fire.

Not in the Kisaku Universe however, where girls are all "cute" and worth having sex with, and also never press charges. Apparently Shoko is friends with Yuri and this can't end well for her being as Yuri is a sex-slave for Kisaku and has to do anything he says... well she doesn't HAVE TO, it's just that the women in this series have no power to stand up for themselves against a middle-aged janitor-rapist.

Shoko remarks that there is something different about Yuri and her body has become more mature. Basically Yuri has become "more mature" by being fucked over and over again and losing her innocence. Sexual intercourse has also increased the size of her breasts, and Shoko pretty much claims all this is possible from having a boyfriend (or actually sex). So apparently Kisaku cumming in you makes you hotter, or some shit.

Katsuragi, the former porn-star turned secretary turned Sex Slave #6, is out here with a videocamera filming everything. She claims she's filming this for the company image and Shoko says in a swimsuit she can show she's not a kid anymore. Yuri begins to feel weird about this, going through sexual thoughts about her friend in her mind. Meanwhile we find out that Katsu's camera has x-ray vision and that Shoko doesn't even trim her pussy.

What does that mean? It means she has something in common with the garbage ginger above.

Eww. They should handcuff that creature to the back of a truck going down an unpaved road at full-speed.

Soon she will be in the loving arms and cock of Kisaku and our epic intro plays. I love that fucking music. It makes me feel like a hero. It is a motivational tune.

That title screen perhaps is even more epic as we continue on our episode with silly reality television style documentary about Shoko and what she wears to sleep. She thinks this is all innocent but...

I can speak through personal experience that it's not a good idea to let the public know you sleep naked, otherwise THIS HAPPENS:

Sigh. You can't be naked and innocent, no matter how hard you try. And no matter how good an idea it may seem to just want to share your habits, you will always get pestered by creepy people. Shoko adds on film that she has about 30 pairs of panties and all the colors she has them in. This is almost like a video resume to be raped by Kisaku.

The physical exam she's going to be getting very soon is going to not be the kind she wants. She is asked what panties she wears when she goes on a date and has this to say:

I am relatively sure her panties will be off before this is over. Yuri questions why Shoko would even talk about this and Shoko tells us these aren't really secrets but she can't begin to tell Yuri all her real secrets. After Shoko takes her leave, Katsu and Yuri know they have to take the videotape Shoko produced to Kisaku. However, unfortunately for Yuri she is not alone tonight. She is being followed by Sada, also known as the Buttplug Guy.

She feels strange and remarks that she has to use the bathroom and that for some reason every time she does she gets turned on. She has to use the men's room because the ladies room is out of order. Great idea, Yuri. That's asking for it. Sada is pursuing her into the bathroom. We get some pee footage (the bane of my existence in this series), and we're shown how Sada gave her an enema in the previous episode while she was tied up. She tries to keep quiet in hopes whoever is out there in the bathroom will go away when she sees voyeuristic photos all over the bathroom of random teen girls, herself included. I wonder if this is a typical thing that happens in Japan. Her photo is surrounded by graffiti saying horrible things about her as Sada opens the door and wipes her pussy for her saying its good manners.

I'm relatively sure Sada didn't come all this way just to wipe her pussy for her after she uses the bathroom. He also smells the toilet paper he wiped her with and begins to finger her. I'm pretty sure this is gimmick infringement and tells us he enjoys her tears, both the ones from her eyes and from her pussy. Sada is quickly becoming the villain to Kisaku's anti-hero. At least Kisaku does this with style; Sada is just a creepy fat fuck.

He could at least wear a yellow towel/scarf thing around his neck and the proper attire. That's the least he could do. He adds that the enema he gave her was filled with a "potent love drug" so that he can test his scientific experiment of making a woman become horny every time she uses the bathroom through the use of enemas. Her school friends show up and have been converted to Sada Sex Slaves from Kisaku Sex Slaves. They explain the power of Sada's Magic Enemas.

They explain that they have all become addicted to enemas. And that he gave them to the two girls all night until even shitting caused them to have orgasms.

One of them puts their finger up Yuri's ass. What are good friends for?

Yuri screams "NO!" into the night as you hear the sound of an enema being prepared. Wow, just wow. How the hell do you give people enemas over and over until they get sexually excited by it?

Kisaku is fucking that guy's wife in the meanwhile and wondering why Yuri hasn't arrived yet. There has also been a complete change in the wife's attitude towards Kisaku.

It's amusing that somehow he keeps doing the dirty things he does until the women he does them to want to willingly fuck him. I personally only want one woman addicted to me, and that'll satisfy me. Then again I guess I'm not a "typical guy." A typical guy wants to fuck as many women as he can due to a "he who dies with the most toys wins" mentality, will cheat on his girlfriend/spouse if he can get away with it without being caught, generally has no remorse, and who uses any means necessary to get a woman in bed which pretty much fucking RUINS it for the 1% of guys out there who DON'T operate like this and are actually content with just one woman to be with sexually and romantically forever. Thanks a lot assholes - you know for making sure I can't compliment someone without them thinking I'm bullshitting or have an ulterior motive. However, this is another story for another day. Fuck I hate men. No wonder why I have so few actual guy friends.

Kisaku responds to her wishes by stuffing her harder, faster, and more aggressively while she stares at her wedding picture.

She sheds tears, and I'm not sure if she feels remorse for the fact she's fucking a man other than her husband, or tears of joy for the fact she is doing so.

He blows one in her. Unlike Shusaku they do not spare the detail here.

Meanwhile a much uglier scene is taking place, Sada is fucking Yuri and converting her into HIS sex slave. There is just something even worse about watching Sada go to work, and it's probably due to the fact that he's a fat little piece of crap but I guess this is to inspire all the fat little pieces of crap everywhere to believing that they can be winners and get their dicks wet.

There is hope for guys like you, yet, Flying Jew! Sure it's probably not socially acceptable or morally legal in the United States, but what are you waiting for? Go buy yourself an enema to rape a woman with all night, today!

A montage of Sada continuing to fuck her in every possible position all night is shown. He absolutely will not stop until she craves only the cock of short fat pieces of crap who look like George from Seinfeld.

Maybe this is how George got women to actually agree to be with him on that show. Outside Madoka stands waiting.

She apparently sold Yuri out to Sada so that she no longer has to share Kisaku with other women. Apparently her master plan is to eliminate his sex slaves by turning them into whores for other people. I don't really get the logic of this, either.

Yuri is fucked and gets a load blown all over her. Sada follows up with another enema. This will continue followed by sex until she becomes an addict to Sada's Cock and Enemas business. The sun even rises. I am further repulsed by Sada that he didn't even let out a "GET YOOOOUUU!!!" when he was done here. He has no style.

Umm, yeah okay whatever. We watch Shoko cook breakfast for her boyfriend whom at this point she has not gone all the way with.

She says she's playing wife. I don't see why this is such a bad thing; I love when a girl I'm into does shit like this. It's when the girls that I'm NOT into do shit like this that freaks me out. Apparently because he works for her grandfather their relationship is also a secret. Hmm... She hugs him and discovers he has morning wood.

I personally feel mine is far more impressive, then again I am not a cartoon character.

Clearly Shoko knows nothing of cocks. Again, I'm sure before it's all over she will be educated, perhaps even an expert.

To answer that, mine goes back to normal for a few moments then I have a boner again. But only when I'm active with someone constantly exciting me. Oh, she meant to ask her cartoon buddy, whom she also asks if he needs help with it. Cue back to Kisaku watching television.

His dick has fuckin' Spider-Sense. That is hardcore. I wish my dick could sense things and had extra sensory perception. He walks past Madoka who claims if he needs relief she will help him. He has no idea that this woman is attempting to destroy his sex-slave empire.

To make matters worse Sada is now playing doctor with Shoko, and had blackmail information on the fact Shoko has chronic irregularity.

He tells her that her ass is like "a fine wine." I totally need to tell someone that.

Are we serious? There are no guns in janitor-rape-hentai!!!

He tells us he doesn't want to do it this way but he is very concerned about her health and forces her to use the toilet at gunpoint complete with putting little exploding enemas up her ass. He says that because she's been using these suppositories for five years he's sure the side effect is she loves taking it in the ass and gets turned on every time she goes to the bathroom not unlike his plans for Yuri before.

He plans to give her an enema in front of her boyfriend whom he had his Sada Slaves tie up and bring in here.

Elsewhere the Rei Clone sex slave is being fucked by a guy who looks like a mafia thug meaning Kisaku has lost yet another sex slave. Madoka again looks on. She reveals that this creepy guy was obsessing over Rei and Madoka personally led him here with the intent of stealing Kisaku's gimmick.

I actually dislike this more than Sada. I don't like creepy dudes, and I don't like when creepy dudes get what they want. It sets a bad example.

Our episode fades with Kisaku vowing this isn't how it's going to end and he will be back in the next episode. I wonder what kinda sick shit he has in store for Madoka and Sada for sabotaging his sex life? I mean did they serious just turn Kisaku face by the other people in the story becoming sick, manipulative and trying to 1-up the Letch at his own game? And what of Shoko? All this will conclude with the next episode, the series finale of KISAKU!

Oh, and JasonRivera.com wishes everyone out there a happy and safe Gook Day! Since this Hentai Anime is from Japan it will have to count as a Gook Day submission; better luck next year.

-- Riv - jasonrivera@jasonrivera.com