Women On the Internet Don't Like You! Riv , 2010/07/20 01:59
This is a follow-up article of sorts on a previous article written for JasonRivera.com entitled How Not To Be Internet Creepy . I wholeheartedly suggest you read that one first, especially if you happen to actually *be* Internet Creepy and need help NOT being such a fucking lunatic.
That said, I had a long few moments to think about how come so many women in this world are vapid, bleach-blonde, uninteresting cunts with minus zero personalities - you know like our good old friend, Forbidden, the blonde who thought she was important because she had 500,000 MySpace friends back when MySpace was actually relevant.
Vapid, stupid, and has no interests or personality whatsoever. This is what happens to girls because of creepers.
I often complain about how difficult it is to find women that have some interests that are down to earth - it's rare to find the girl gamers, or the girl that likes superheroes, or doesn't mind you watch wrestling, or can go to movies that have excessive amounts of blood, guts, and explosions, and still look damn good while enjoying all of it; I'm fortunate enough to have found myself a girlfriend who enjoys all the things that I do... but it's difficult to be that way for women. It's so much easier to be dull and uninteresting for one very particular reason:
Fat deranged internet virgins who are completely incapable of functioning within ten feet of a woman without whipping out their dicks and jacking off to the fact a girl likes stuff that they like. Unfortunately as a hot-bed for females that like some of a guy's favorite hobbies, I think virtually every woman who has ever traversed JasonRivera.com or its forums has had at least one creepy son of a bitch that wouldn't leave them alone and who decided to cling onto them for dear life - not always ones on the forums but ones that followed them from elsewhere, or followed them in real life, or just somehow in some way went completely mental-maverick and can't let shit go. And what amazes me is the fact that when these guys have flat out done something insane like perhaps threatening to cut their ear off and mail it like Vincent Van Gogh, they act utterly surprised that a girl is freaked out and disturbed by them.
Behold Vincent Van Gogh - Brilliant Artist, but perhaps society's first true creepy son of a bitch that didn't get the hint.
Here's a news flash guys, and it's probably something many of you don't like to hear: But women who are actually awesome people get their pick of just about any guy in the spectrum. In a world where most guys on the Internet on Gaming, Wrestling, Comic Book, Horror, Action Movie websites looks like THIS:
I work on me work a couple website!
Chances are it's a rare breed of woman that will actually bother to give you the time of day in a romantic regard. Also because of this if a woman does happen to give you attention it's probably best not to start your first conversation with her by throwing in a picture of your dick or anything like that. In fact you should go in expecting nothing and if she surprises you with any sort of remote interest in you, you should be happy.
However, if you start doing things that seem odd, or off: You start digging through their trash, or accusing them of horrible things just because they happen to receive praise from other men, or any other insecurities of yours are taken out on them with extreme prejudice, then chances are you'll be tossed outta here faster than Jazz getting thrown out of the house in an episode of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:
When a girl says she doesn't want to talk to you, she means it. It does not mean flood her inbox. It does not mean harass her every 42 seconds. And in fact, if you had any social interaction with anyone with a vagina in the REAL WORLD you would probably know if she does in fact care about you still at that point you need to let her calm the fuck down and if you're incapable of that, the best scenario is to get over it and give up. Not to do shit like this:
Seriously. Okay, things went sour. Is there a point to pursuing a girl things didn't go so well with? Is sending death threats or slandering her to others supposed to endear her to you? Is it supposed to impress anyone? And how is this supposed to make you feel better? In the time that you took to sit there and bitch and complain and stalk and harass and annoy a girl just because she decided you were creepy you could have probably found yourself a new girl to completely screw up a relationship with! Or you could have leveled up some of those alts on World of Warcraft you've been trying to get up there! Think of how many Level 80s you could have had in the time it took for you to spend all day every day sending harassing death threats on Skype or registering over and over again on a forum that's just going to ban you within 37 seconds of your arrival anyway!
Check that out! They're all Level 80! You could have done that with your meaningless, pointless insignificant life of stalking if you had just gone and DONE SOMETHING ELSE with your time! And if you made them female characters you could even jack off to them and get out all that frustration you're holding in that causes you to be violent and angry towards women who rejected you or just don't like you!
This guy might be a pervert but at least he's spending all day with his dick in his hand instead of his hands typing what a bitch a girl is for not speaking to him.
In conclusion there are plenty of women out there. And just because one of them doesn't like you or stops talking to you or something of that nature is no need to go out there and be a creepy sociopathic maniac who intends to follow them to the ends of the earth just because you want to sniff their underwear like some kind of freak.
All you're doing is giving the male gender a bad name as well as putting girls who are actually awesome on the endangered species list and making it that much harder for us males out there who are capable of actually being really cool and normal to women online to succeed where you failed - miserably. And if you really must insist on following women to the end of the earth and "not taking a hint," could you do me a favor? Could you do Riv a huge favor, you creepy warped sick bastards?
At least stay in your general ballpark. Stick with white trash like Tena as I'm sure your psychosis would be welcomed and appreciated by the trashiest of the trashy and the most desperate of the desperate. And when you do, make sure to bring some razor-bump solution for her vagina.
Do you have questions about stalkers? Do you need advice about how to get people off your ass? Well make sure to submit your questions and call and listen into our radio show Asked and Answered with EdWood and the Riv, where we will cover our thoughts on Internet Creepers who don't know how to fuck off!
