Kisaku Spirit: The Letch Lives, Part 3 of 3 Riv , 2010/08/08 00:35
When a man reaches the peak of his sexual frustration, and lacks the aid of a woman's helping hands, mouth, or vagina, he can do one of three things:
A - Contain it. Grin and bear the pain of blue balls and sexual build-up. This is painful and probably not good for your general sanity.
B - Jack off. Of course when unassisted this often leads to feelings of lowered confidence, self-doubt, and self-loathing.
C - put on a janitor outfit, throw on a yellow scarf and partake in JANITOR RAPE HENTAI!
I wish this game were in English and available. I really, really do. What does that say about me?
I wish the game version were in English.
Option C is what Kisaku does. Of course it does have drawbacks because it's illegal in the real world. and as a disclaimer on this, our final episode of Kisaku on the site ever (unless there were some more sequels I just never found out about and I unearth them), I want to again remind you that rape is wrong. But damn if when in cartoon format it's not the funniest fucking thing ever. And so I'm actually feeling a bit mellow, a bit down that this is the final episode of Kisaku - and that this time there's no swerve, no "GETCHU" at the end. It feels like I'm saying good-bye to a good friend for the last time. Kisaku, I'm gonna miss you big guy. I promise the next time I have sex (whenever that is), I'm going to throw out a "GETCHU" after cumming just for you.
I was going to put together a promotional video, but I think all the rape and cock shots are against YouTube's terms of service, I don't want to waste my own bandwidth and moreover I just suck at audio/video editing. Therefore simply reviewing this final 30 minute journey uninvited into the vaginas of girls in Tokyo will have to suffice.
Our show opens up with two women who are surprised Kusaki got promoted because he is ugly. He is saddened hearing this. Has to do wonders for the guy's self confidence. Unfortunately for him Kisaku is nowhere to be found to make him transform. So these women are going to get away with talking about what a piece of crap he is.
Oddly enough the girls talk later that they would like to invite him for some fun as does our favorite porno-secretary. Apparently the promotion just shows that money and social status solves all your problems if you're hideous. Kisaku's Ghost appears and enjoys reading this invitation.
I just love the look of sheer excitement on Kisaku's face at the prospect of more potential hole-fucking. I also love the goofy version of the "main Isaku theme" that plays in the background. Unfortunately Kusaki does not want to accept the invitation.
Elsewhere the bitch who wanted to die is having flashbacks about what happened to her in the previous episode. Instead of getting cut she got drilled with Kisaku's magic meat stick in public in the middle of the park. And she liked it. A lot. Only in Kisaku can non-consensual sex get you everywhere. And maybe the NFL and the NBA on rare occasions.
The thought of being raped in the park makes her want to masturbate. This is somehow perfectly logical behavior. It's also a rather lengthy masturbation scene.
I wonder how much the voice actors get paid for this gig? After she gets through our FINAL INTRO takes place... this is the end of an era, folks.
Shoko and Yuri are walking past Kusaki in the park. This cannot bode well for either of them. The way these two get nailed I don't think either of them should ever leave their houses ever again at this point.
It's lunchtime, and pussy is on the menu. In Japan "lunchtime" and "rapetime" are the same things. And Kisaku is going for "all you can eat."
Kusaki transforms into Kisaku in the phone booth. Superman he's not. Superman doesn't have the cock and balls on this guy. He has been followed by the Pusher, and we still don't know her story.
What we do know is "if you just stick your ass out nicely, Kisaku will treat you well." That needs to be a quote on a T-shirt. I'd wear it - privately, not in public. There are probably laws against wearing that shit in public.
You'd think she'd have learned by now that asking him NOT to do something means he's GOING to do something just because you told him NOT TO. Yuri worries people will see them. This is yet another thing that has NEVER stopped Kisaku ever. And just like as always people just walk by and have no idea anything is going on. Yuri begs him not to do it because apparently she's survived 8 episodes without getting it in the ass.
Kisaku provides his theory about how if you want anal, fuck them in public to counteract the pain of the first time. Shoko is forced to watch, and Kisaku believes this is because she wants it too. So he forces her to blow him after Yuri gets it in the ass. He threatens to bring her into the bathroom and fuck her again because he believes she gets off on having sex in the bathroom and then using said bathroom everywhere. This threat is enough to get her to do what he says.
I really can't even caption these; what Kisaku's saying is pretty much self-explanatory and is hilarious without me saying a word. He informs them their asses are his forever. He's interrupted by the Mysterious Girl who seems to cause him to enter a weird red spectral dimension.
He can't hear what she says but apparently she is trying to force him to return to the land of the dead. She disappears as quick as she emerged and Kisaku is relieved as he continues to bang the girls, but somehow this cannot be the end of her or his conflict with her.
The Lesbians try to regain their bond of trust and pussy-licking. Porno Secretary tries to explain she had no choice but her partner remembers her claiming she liked men better during the sex. Both of them do. Ayano and Hiromi's honeymoon would be over but it seems it kind of just happens anyway. Totally logical.
Both of them are more about Kisaku at this point. But Ayano, Porno Secretary plans to change that. How?
With a giant purple dildo strap-on. Also the weapon of choice for melee in Grand Theft Auto 3: San Andreas.
Hiromi gets immediately turned on by this because of the strap on Kisaku put in her mouth to silence her during sex. All orgasms relate back to Kisaku.
Such is the power of the cock. Even purple plastic ones. Porno Secretary freaks out when Hiromi says she wants to fuck Kisaku. This freaks Porno Secretary out who then proceeds to DILDO RAPE Hiromi because she wants to prove she can fuck better than Kisaku. I'll let you suspend disbelief here. This is about insane. Creepy Pusher girl watches this all take place from outside.
Now however, it's time for the Big Party. Kisaku's Ghost would have a Ghost Boner if he didn't need Kusaki's body to do so at the thought of wet crotches about to explode.
Crotch-splosions are the best.
Kusaki thanks Porno Secretary for providing him a ride. The riding hasn't even started yet buddy. Once that crazy rapist takes over your body there's going to be plenty of that and then some.
That too.
Inside the giant house are all of Kisaku's previous victims in strange masks. I don't know what to even make of this considering that Kusaki is a poor innocent guy who has no idea what the fuck is going on, but he has been invited to an Eyes Wide Shut Party from Hell. They're all asking where the man they are looking for is. Where is "HE?" They actually begin to FIGHT over Kisaku, pushing each other and shoving. Kisaku's ghost wants to know why Kusaki won't go for it but he's not going to sit here and hold his hand when he can just take over his body and make THIS FACE!
The face wasn't enough as Kisaku lets out a burst of hot yellow light, followed by his boner, followed by the ULTIMATE GETCHU! I've never seen such an epic display of light and cock and perversion all in a single photo. As much as I have dissed cosplay I have to contemplate cosplaying as Kisaku with a giant boner.
Amazingly this fuckfest ACTUALLY HAPPENS. No overpowering revenge. No attempt at exorcism, but plenty of Shoko and Yuri who just minutes ago were begging Kisaku not to fuck them, sucking his dick.
Over in the corner Hiromi and Porno Secretary are waiting in queue. Porno secretary again goes for rape on Hiromi because she gets jealous any time that Hiromi wants Isaku's dick.
The Nurse is going over the pregnant housewife naked. Eww... Naked Housewife claims this is the last time they can ever see Kisaku and that's why she had to come because this is what she was told. Anime pregnant naked chicks are still agitating. They explain the invitations as Momoko begins to grab the nurses tits and claims that she never used to be like this until Kisaku did this to her. They all believe thye are acting strange due to Kisaku's ghost making them all horny .
Kisaku is loving this "great orgy." Everyone is fucking or being fucked. And there's only one man, and this time he never has to worry about Kenji Sada's fat ass or his butt-plugs ever again.
Every girl is getting it in rapid succession. Kisaku says it's almost sad. Anyone who isn't being fucked is fingering themselves, each other, or eating each other out... Suddenly someone pops out from behind the curtain where Shoko is.
HOLY FUCK I SPOKE TO SOON IT'S KENJI SADA AND HE'S NOT HERE TO WIPE YOU AFTER YOU PISSED. WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET OUTTA JAIL!?!
Sada eagerly jumps on Shoko and begins making his typical Sada jokes. He's gone from "milk enema" to "huge hypodermic needle." How the fuck did he get here? I don't know whether to mark out, be disgusted, or be disappointed the Fat Man is back for more. Maybe a mixture of all three. Somehow I thought a Kisaku series without the Enema Guy was too good to be true.
Uh-oh.
I'm don't like where this is going as Sada turns around to see... Kisaku erect and laughing. EdWood, JasonRivera.com's first and only openly gay staff member may like it though.
Kisaku rushes towards Sada like a kid running off the diving board into a pool and Sada instinctively defends himself the only way he knows how, by rolling over so that Kisaku's dick lands in Shoko's uninvaded pussy so they can DP her.
No, not Dyslexic Penguin. Double Penetration.
What makes this fucking hilarious is that Sada still has this horrified look like he is pretty much doomed no matter what he does, because this is probably true. Kisaku doesn't seem like a man of forgiveness.
The best part is THEY HAVE AN ARGUMENT WHILE BANGING SHOKO AT THE SAME TIME. After some that exchange, Kisaku believes it's time to show Kenji Sada his "ultimate technique."
And this screen cap is shown to prove to one of my readers that they DO IN FACT show ball-sacs in Kisaku.
Yes, he is lifting up both Shoko and Sada with ONLY his dick. That's a Cock Lift you can only fucking imagine. Kisaku tells Kenji Sada his luck has run out and that Kisaku intends to thrust him all the way into the moon.
Sada is actually thrust through the massive power of Kisaku's behemoth dick into the ceiling...
Through the ceiling, and legitimately as Kisaku threatened into motherfucking ORBIT. I really don't know what to think of something like this. I don't know what to make of it or what really that I can even say about how awesome, or awesomely fucked up that situation is.
TO SUM UP:
We just saw a fat man anally rape a teenage girl, avoid being raped in the ass by a man by turning their bodies around so that his attacker's dick went into her pussy, and then saw the attacker turn them all around and with an upward thrust launch ONLY THE FAT MAN into outer space, ejecting him from the teenage girl's asshole.
I also decided that since words just cannot describe what I have witnessed to upload it to YouTube on a dummy account and pray that it doesn't get deleted uploaded from my cellphone due to the fact the type of video file these episodes are on are rather finicky with conversion.
I told my girlfriend that I would cut down on drinking alone because it has a tendency to turn me insecure and emo, however, I think that the only legitimate response one can have to actually witness what I have just reviewed IN MOTION is to start fucking drinking - drinking or praying, and obviously Jesus and I are NOT BFFs so McCormick and I are going to get to know each other very well, along with the Kool-Aid Man, but I will not be fucking the bottle of Vodka nor will I be launching the Kool-Aid Man into orbit with my dick. That just... yeah... time to hit the bottle.
Afterward, all the women are still all over Kisaku but suddenly he is ejected from the body of Kusaki by the Pusher. This is met with booing. I mean I am actually booing the video screen right this second. Only on JasonRivera.com can a guy like Kisaku get a face pop.
Kusaki is confused as to why everyone is naked and he has an erection. They all look proudly at his dick and talk about it. They all want it, badly. Porno Secretary tries to convince Kusaki that he should be a whole new person and do what they ask. Suddenly as she does this, Kusaki embraces his inner Kisaku.
All of the girls begin to get fucked by the enraged, reborn, newly perverted Kusaki who fucks each of them while howling like a maniac. No pussy or ass hole is spared. Kisaku wonders if Kusaki has stolen his powers.
The Pusher begins to take Kisaku away... back to the other side. Back to being dead.
He is brought back to the shit-hole with Madoka who is the one who crashed the fucking car to begin with. He explains he will just flee again but somehow Madoka overpowers him and drags him away. Kusaki has taken over the entire company he worked for and is now the president. He fucks all of the girls who are now his employees whenever he wants.
He does this while dressed like Adolf Hitler apparently as well. I thought it was the alcohol that made me see that but apparently this is REALLY how it is going to end.
He looks so much like Hitler they put a BLACK BAR over his eyes as he yells out for one final GETCHU!!
Credits roll and Kisaku comes to one final end in a way none of us would have expected - with Kisaku returning to the land of the dead, Kusaki turning into Adolf Hitler, and Kenji Sada naked in orbit somewhere in space. I'm afraid my friends that this is the end. Our time with Kisaku was short, and unless there are some other episodes of Kisaku that I just don't know about, we are done here. Thanks for the memories my perverted janitor friend. You will be missed. Rest well. I play this song in your honor. It even has the lyrics in German for Kusaki and his new gimmick since at the end of this series he gets repackaged as a Nazi.
Off to drown my sorrows. My life will go on, the site will go on, but our days are all a little darker. Maybe my girlfriend was right about me being emo when I drink after all...
